Auditions for Diary of a Sleepy Boy

BIG NEWS! IT'S AUDITION TIME FOR Diary of a Sleepy Boy!

And this Show promises to be better than ever! forty one episodes of nothing but sky-diving and roller skates for Season 1! Have you ever wanted to jump out of an airplane with your roller derby team? I'll have to think of something.

So who can audition for Diary of a Sleepy Boy?

Anyone! Except—

1) you can't be older than 17.

Oh, and also—

2) you have to be a human. Dung beetles, elephants — I'm glad you like the DOASB Books, but you'll just have to enjoy them from your home, barn, etc. I can't tell you how many elephants came to auditions last year disguised in trench coats and Groucho glasses. It wasted valuable audition time.

Also—

3) you have to be able to live in the Virginia area. New York Yankees fans—that means you might want to reconsider. Or at least bring a lot of red socks.

We will choose the Perfect Casting for Kyle online

To audition, you have to schedule an appointment by clicking on the "Diary of a Sleepy Boy" icon at www.mauratighe.com. There you'll find all the information you need. In other words, whatever you do, don't call me. Still trying to cut costs after last year's armadillo fiasco, they're training hippopotamuses to answer the phone. And it's going very slowly.

Maddie Fretz